The Dorothy
Real name: Dorothy
Location: Sydney
Music: I listen to songs, not genres
TV: The Simpsons, The Big Bang Theory, The Chaser, How I met Your Mother, Master Chef, Glee
Movies: I can watch anything other than bad parodies and cheesy romance films
Anime: Code Geass, Death Note
Games: Final Fantasy, Suikoden, Phoenix Wright
Hobbies: Wasting time
I’m just a university student who seems to spend an unhealthy amount of time procrastinating and not enough time doing what I’m meant to be doing. I’m currently studying to obtain a Bachelor of Laws (LLB) and a Bachelor of Arts (BA) in International Studies.
I have a dark/sarcastic/politically incorrect sense of humour (occasionally dry/lame as well) that some people don’t really get so I often find myself laughing at something whilst everyone else around me believes I need psychiatric help. I tend to be cynical and critical about most things but I do believe there is a lot of good in this world and I surprisingly do have a heart.
I don’t write about my life because nobody cares about what I do on the weekend or about how much I love my friends. Writing is my hobby, so don’t be surprised if I suck. Satirists like Maddox inspire me, but I like to believe I have my own style of writing (translation: I am nowhere near as talented).
A lot of people have suggested I start vlogging, but I don’t want to because I’m too lazy, I don’t have a video camera, I don’t have the face for it and I don’t want to be another Asian on Youtube who thinks they’re funny.
Oh and for the record, I don’t know anything about sports, cars, animals, art, or American politics. However, I do know a lot of useless stuff like the most trivial/random Simpsons quotes.
Original art by Matthew: http://iron-wok.deviantart.com/
